Brown man caught in the woods

THIS JUST IN

A brown man - 6 feet something in height, athletic build and lovely smile, has been just caught cheating on his wife with another woman.

*I don't care what does it matter another brown man cheated on his wife

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Reports are just coming in that the unfaithful brown man is Tiger Woods. Yes Tiger Woods the professional golfer has been caught cheating on his wife.

*Oh, its Tiger Woods, i have to watch this now, i have to know every detail about this case. After all, this is not just another brown man, this is THE BROWN MAN

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The media coverage that an unfaithful husband is getting is voyeuristic and shameful. Tiger had a domestic quarrel, this is a personal matter. Tiger is a private citizen, so is Linda neither are answerable to the public at large. Yet, Tiger was forced to comment on his personal life, give a statement which of course sparked off other problems for the poor man.

I do not care who Tiger Woods fucked, let alone the fact that he fucked five different women over the course of the last 8 years. Good for him, in fact for the person he is, i am surprised that he has not fucked 500 women. This is a moot point, Tiger is his own man, a 34 year old who can handle his personal life.

Bottom line - Tiger is a fantastic athlete (YES TIGER MAKES GOLF SEEM ATHLETIC) and he has done much for the sport. Personal 'transgressions' are no concern of ours and out of respect for the player we should stay away.

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Men Cheat? HAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Are you serious? You are telling me that a red blooded male, looks at other women in a lustful manner eventhough he is in a loving and committed relationship? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NEWSFLASH] - MEN CHEAT

It is a natural order of things. Men have been put on this earth to do one thing and one thing only - Procreate, Sexual Congress, Ball, Boink, Bone, Lay, Mount, Hump FUCK. That is because any animal's job is to multiply in number.

This as i put it is the Natural order of things - but so is squatting on the ground, wearing animal hide and using stones to scribble on the wall (Wait we do those things). Since we have absorbed the other forms of civilized behaviour i guess being faithful cannot be an exception. But here is the thing, men will still cheat.

So, sure punish the guy for going outside for some pie, but do consider the fact that you haven't worn your oven mits in a while.